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 Meet Kat.
Ditzy impressionable blonde and part time ninja, she's prone to
fits of fangirlism and has a tendancy to show off her ample cleavage at
inappropriate moments. Loosely based on Susan, (also known as Kat to confuse
the issue) the artist and webmonkey for Two Sides Wide. She thought up/borrowed
and manufactured the Kat Hat.
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 This is Dave.
Long time friend of Kat, he has a competitive streak which
makes stroking his ego a good way to persuade him to do something. He's a
gamer and likes messing around with computers. He's based on Steve,
scriptwriter and colour artist for Two Sides Wide.
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 This fluffy feline is Whisky.
Kat brought him home and he's wandered in and
out ever since. There was a poll to decide his name. He's generally well
disposed towards the rest of the cast but capable of defending himself. He
likes Dillo. Dillo doesn't like him.
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 This is Ben,
Dave's bearded gamer friend. Often amused but more often
annoyed by the exploits of the rest of the characters. Not usually very
assertive, unless gaming. Wears the w00t4g3 hat. We made some, you can buy
one in the Two Sides Wide shop.
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 Meet Lu,
mad scientist and lover of cuteness in all its forms. She'll like
it even more if it's pink. Spends a lot of time with Treh in an underground
lab. No-one's sure what they do down there.
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 This is Treh.
This is Treh. She often finds herself struggling against the madness
implemented by the rest of the cast. She's a mad scientist with a more
fanatical edge than Lu. She's the joint inventor of the undo button and the
Dave clone and she can often be relied upon to invent her way out of a
situation. She has a weakness for handbags.
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 Puppy (Female)
is one half of a pair of oddball twins. Arguably the saner
one, she sometimes has good advice. She's a fine little lady and getting smaller
every day. Occasional exhibitionist and slightly androgynous, she always
wears her pimp hat and furry coat with, by all accounts, not much else. She
fell though the ceiling with Doug one day.
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 This is Doug.
This is Doug. He's tall, handsome and can usually be relied upon to say
something mildly obscene or groan-worthy. Puppy (male) wants him. Doug isn't
interested.
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 Dillo
is Doug's pet armadillo. He wants to rule the world. Whisky finds him
amusing.
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 Puppy (male)
is Puppy (female)'s twin brother. He spends a lot of the time
away seeking spiritual enlightenment or carnal pleasure. He wears a simillar
coat to Puppy (female), and while he's taller than her he's still pretty
small in stature. He wears a top hat and sees pretty much everyone as a
romantic conquest waiting to happen.
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 This is Captain Sauce,
a fictional superhero invented by kat and Dave.
Dispite having pretty stupid superpowers he seems to crop up quite a bit.
Tends to talk rubbish. Kat had a lengthy fangirl crush on him. Currently
missing, presumed bottled.
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 Alphonse d'Cernaime is the author of Ninja Bondage Chicks and the arch-enemy
of Kat and Dave. Currently on the loose after a lengthy stay in prison.
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