They say that if you have five dollars, and he has five dollars, he has more than you. And they say that he can kill two stones with one bird. He does not sleep, he waits. He has counted to infinity, twice, and he is the reason why Where's Wally is hiding. He doesn't get frostbite, he bites frost; he can slam a revolving door; he can lead a horse to water AND make it drink; he can have his cake and eat it; and if you tickle him on his tummy, his arms go right up in the air and stay there 'til you stop, at which point he fixes you with a really sad expression and slowly lowers his arms.

What am I talking about? Today, you are present for the birth of a new synthesis of meme; a bringing-together of two of the internet's best loved entities, one old, one new; Chuck Norris and the Slow Loris. We present for you... CHUCK LORIS.

The Awesomeness can be found here.

And part 3!

Dave makes his awesome appearance!

The second comic in our insane Manga is now up! New 80s cartoon references as requested, also one to the lonely island's epic song with a nautical theme...

This latest comic requires a little explanation... Dave and I are attending Alcon this year, we're helping out in the artist's alley with Shooby and Lux. Turns out they needed some comics for their con book, so we got together last week and worked our way through some Blue and Cider, resulting in this epic three part masterpiece starring Kat, Dave, Shooby, Lux and Jhee. Can you recognize the 80's cartoon characters?

Anyone coming to alcon, look out for some rowdy steampunk pirates - it's probably us.

Well, it's finally happened. After around eighteen months of absolute void (and more like two and a half years since the last proper Two Sides Wide strip) WE'RE BACK! And what better way to start again than with a little news update in classic fourth-wall breaking style.

But there's a serious note here; people won't realise we're back (le gasp!) So, dear reader, if you choose to come to this site still, let your friends know! Let your enemies know! Let your families know! Install little tiny computers in your hamster cages and connect them to the internet, then let your hamsters know too!

Life's been very busy, far too hectic. I've basically not been able to think much about creativity or humour outside of everyday life because I'm now a qualified teacher who has finished his provisional year too. Meanwhile, Kat's embracing life as a student and continues to do all sorts of awesome things like design toys and stuff. Cool!

More another day!

Read the new strip here!